The concept behind my rewards system is pretty simple, I set a goal and if I make it then I reward myself with something I’ve wanted for a while, something that I wouldn’t normally buy myself but something that I definitely want.
This time round I’m rewarding myself for every 5kgs I lose, so that’s 6 rewards in total. They step up in cost and desire as I progress, hopefully keeping me focussed over the long time it’s going to take me to get to my ideal weight.
So what are they? Well:
- 5kg – Carving book and tools
- 10kg – Camping cookware
- 15kg – Crumpler Good Booy
- 20kg – Swiffy One Scooter
- 25kg – European break
- 30kg – Bespoke suit
Carving Book and Tools
For those who know me they’ll know I like camping and generally getting back to nature. Working in London can lead to you forget that life is not all about rushing around and acting all important. Last camping trip I started whittling a spoon. While it sounds like I should really get a pipe and slippers I actually really enjoyed something so simple that took so long. I haven’t finished the spoon yet and I have a feeling it will be pretty crap when I do so I think it will be good to find out how to do it properly.
Camping Cookware
Another outdoor-related reward. Cooking outdoors is great. Having to deal with the fact you only have a fire and it doesn’t have any heat settings on it is, again, a simple challenge but a great one. We already have a cast iron skillet but I fancy a couple of dutch ovens and a hanging rail so we can go overboard and cook some awesome meals this summer.
Crumpler Good Booy
Something a little more suited to the city. Simply, I love Crumpler. It’s the functionality that impresses me. This reward is just a laptop bag upgrade where I get to flash a little brand, something I normally don’t care that much about.
Swiffy One Scooter
I’ll be moving a little further away from the train station soon and that means walking a little further. I figure I might as well not walk but travel in style. It means I can be a little childish but get to work a little quicker too. It frivolous but thats kind of the point. Also, the weight limit on this thing is 100kg, which if I lose 20kg is where I’ll be.
European Break
I’m not sure about this one. I don’t think “European Break” really encapsulates what I want from this reward. Basically, I want to spend a lovely weekend with the wife. She’ll be helping me along and this is a reward for both of us. Plus, I love spending time with her, chilling out, relaxing and generally enjoying being married. Not sure where to go so if anyone has any ideas then let me know.
Bespoke Suit
This was my ultimate reward last time and I never actually got it because I never actually reached my goal. When I talk bespoke suit I mean Savile Row bespoke suit. There’s something about the thought of being in a really well made suit, having the suit make me look good and also me making the suit look good. I’m trying to be modest but to be honest I reckon I’ll look pretty fucking hot in a suit.
So that’s it. If you see me tucking into a pie or drinking 7 pints of bitter just remind me what is at stake.